Launch day kit

What you get

• Show HN post (4 paragraphs, builder voice, no fluff).
• 5 launch tweets / X threads with media suggestions.
• Homepage hero copy (3 variants).
• Producthunt description and gallery captions.
• A 1-paragraph "tone audit" flagging anything that reads AI-shaped.

Agents that broadcast

The prompt

Today is launch day for [product]. Wedge: [one-line]. Audience: [who]. Draft Show HN post, 5 launch tweets, 3 homepage hero variants, Producthunt description and gallery captions. Voice: builder, direct, no AI vocabulary, no em-dashes.

Expected output

5 markdown files plus a tone-audit memo flagging AI tells.